Puebla's BEST Hotel? Holiday Inn Express Review (You Won't Believe This!)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a review of [Hotel Name], and let me tell you, it was a journey. Okay, so here's the deal, I stayed at [Hotel Name] recently, and I'm gonna spill the tea, the coffee, the… well, let's just say I'm gonna spill everything about this place, from the fluffy pillows to the slightly-too-loud air conditioning. Prepare yourselves for a review that's less "meticulously constructed travelogue" and more "unfiltered brain dump."
First Impressions & Accessibility – Let’s Get Real
First things first: accessibility. This is HUGE for me, and I need to know if a place is genuinely welcoming to everyone. [Hotel Name] mostly gets it right. They list "Wheelchair accessible," which is a great start. But, and it’s a but big enough to make a Kardashian blush, they need more specific details. Are the restaurants and lounges truly accessible? What about the pool? I didn't see it in this review! I'm talking ramps, elevators, wide doorways… details, people! The devil's in the details, and he's probably got mobility issues.
They do have Facilities for disabled guests, which is promising and have a elevator, but the real test is experience, right? I'd love to hear from someone who's actually relied on these.
Internet, Oh Internet, Wherefore Art Thou Reliable?
Okay, internet. This is practically a basic human right these days. "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" – YES! Thank you, hotel gods. And they list “Internet access – wireless” and “Internet access – LAN", so those of us who still like to plug things in are covered. But here’s the crucial question for every hotel: is it actually good? Because a blazing fast connection can make or break a vacation. I’ve been at hotels with Wi-Fi that’s slower than a snail on Valium. I’ll need to make more research on this.
Things to Do & Ways to Actually Relax
Alright, this is where things get interesting. [Hotel Name] is loaded with relaxation options, at least on paper. "Spa," "Sauna," "Steamroom," "Pool with view," "Massage"… my inner couch potato is already drooling. They have a Fitness center, and a Gym/fitness, but I didn't have time to see if the equipment was ancient or not. I am hoping they update it.
Here’s where I get really invested: I'm a sucker for a good Body Scrub. Now, I didn’t personally experience all of these, but the potential is there. I went to SPA, and it's was nice, peaceful. I don’t have a body wrap though. Sigh.
They also have a swimming pool (outdoor). I need to find out the view!.
Cleanliness & Safety – Because, You Know, We're Living in a World Now
Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room: COVID. [Hotel Name] seems to be taking this seriously. They list “Anti-viral cleaning products,” “Daily disinfection in common areas,” “Hand sanitizer,” and even “Room sanitization opt-out available” (which I appreciate, because sometimes you just trust a hotel, and you don’t need them getting all fussy). “Rooms sanitized between stays” is a must. “Safe dining setup” – good. “Staff trained in safety protocol” – also good. I like those.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – My Personal Holy Trinity
This is my favorite category. I mean, hello! Food! They say they have a "Restaurant" and a “Coffee shop,” and you know that makes me happy.
- The Good: They don't have a lot of options open at once, but I liked the bar. The breakfast buffet was nice. They have a Salad in restaurant too, which is great because I try to eat healthy the first day then it goes downhill.
- The Meh: I really wished they had the option of the pool side bar open at the same time as the restaurant.
Services and Conveniences – From Luggage to Laundry
They've got a ton of stuff in this category. Elevator, they do have. I like that. "Concierge," "Daily housekeeping," "Dry cleaning," "Laundry service," "Luggage storage," and even a "Gift/souvenir shop" which I totally dig. “Currency exchange” – handy. "Cash withdrawal" – important!
For the Kids – Not My Department, But Important Nonetheless
"Babysitting service," "Family/child friendly," "Kids facilities," and "Kids meal." So, good news for parents!
Getting Around & The Nitty Gritty
"Airport transfer" - check. "Car park [free of charge]", yes. "Taxi service" – also yes. They also had "Car park [on-site]". Nice. "Valet parking" is there.
The Rooms – Where the Magic Happens (Or Doesn't)
Okay, let’s spill the tea on the rooms. They have “Air conditioning,” “Alarm clock,” “Bathrobes,” “Bathtub,” “Blackout curtains,” “Coffee/tea maker,” “Desk,” “Free bottled water,” “Hair dryer,” "In-room safe box," “Mini bar,” “Private bathroom,” “Refrigerator,” “Satellite/cable channels,” “Seating area,” “Separate shower/bathtub,” “Shower,” “Slippers,” and “Wi-Fi [free]”.
I particularly appreciated the "Bathrobes." The "Blackout curtains" were clutch for sleeping in, and the "Coffee/tea maker" was a lifesaver. However, the "Mini bar" was a bit… limited. I wish they had a store there.
Things I Didn't See Listed, But Should Be
- Coffee Quality Report: Because let's be honest, hotel coffee is a gamble.
- Power Outlet Placement Index: Are there enough outlets? Are they conveniently located near the bed for phone charging? This is crucial.
- Noise Level Score: From the hallway, the street, the neighbor's karaoke… how loud is it, really?
My Verdict: [Hotel Name] – The Good, The Bad, and the Slightly-Too-Loud Air Conditioning
Okay, so here's the bottom line. [Hotel Name] has a lot of potential. They seem to be trying to offer a comfortable and convenient experience. Their efforts towards cleanliness and the sheer number of amenities are commendable.
So, who is this hotel for?
- The Relaxer: If you're looking for a place to unwind in a spa, this is it.
- The Practical Traveler: The services and conveniences are pretty plentiful, making your life easier.
- The Family: Plenty of kids' facilities.
My Advice for [Hotel Name]:
- Be Specific: Accessibility details are crucial. Be upfront about what you offer.
- Refine the Food: The meal situation could use more options.
Final Score:
I'd give [Hotel Name] a solid 4 out of 5 stars. With a few tweaks, this place could be a real gem. It does work as a great getaway for some. For now, I say: book it, pack your bags, and get ready for an adventure filled with potential.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average meticulously-planned travel itinerary. This is more like… a glorious, slightly chaotic, and hopefully hilarious account of my time at the Holiday Inn Express Puebla. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and the unrelenting need for caffeine.
Puebla Pilgrimage: My Hotel Hijinks and Humble Failures (And Occasional Triumphs)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Tortilla Debacle
- 14:00 - Arrival at Holiday Inn Express Puebla: Okay, first impressions. The lobby? Fine. Clean, generic. The air conditioning? A blessed relief after the humid, slightly unsettling flight into Mexico City. Check-in was… smooth enough. The front desk guy, bless his heart, had that perpetually-polite-but-deeply-bored look that seems to be a universal hotel employee trait. I'm already feeling a little bit judged for arriving with a suitcase bigger than my entire apartment.
- 14:30 - Room Reconnaissance: My room! Alright, it's… a room. The bed is ridiculously comfortable-looking. Score! Standard hotel fare: two twin beds (because, apparently, traveling solo means you get punished with space), a desk I'll inevitably clutter with snacks and a half-written journal, and a TV I’ll never actually watch. The bathroom, though, is… compact. I hope I don't accidentally elbow myself during my morning brush.
- 15:00 - Mission: Lunch (and the Tortilla Tango): I brave the "nearby restaurants" listed on Google Maps. Found a little place promising authentic tacos. Eagerly, I order, feeling adventurous. The waiter is lovely, but the language barrier is already rearing its ugly head. What follows is a series of accidental mis-orders, culminating in a plate of what I think are chicken tacos, but they're accompanied by the wrong kind of tortillas—the hard, crunchy kind. I'm left silently weeping inside because I realize I can't eat it. My mouth doesn't work that way.
- 16:00 - Nap Time (and the Regret of Overeating): Back to the hotel! I collapse onto that heavenly bed. Wake up an hour later feeling like a beached whale, mostly from the hard tortillas.
- 19:00 - Exploring Puebla's Historic Center: This is genuinely beautiful. The Zocalo is breathtaking, those buildings are ancient, the Cathedral is a showstopper. I wander, slightly overwhelmed, but in a good way. The street vendors… tempting. I buy a churro and feel incredibly smug with myself.
- 20:30 - Dinner Disaster (Sort Of): Okay, I need food. Find a restaurant with a mercifully English menu. Order the mole poblano (duh!). It comes. It is… intensely rich. Delicious, but intense. I manage about half before waving the white flag. Sigh.
- 21:30 - Nightcap and Bed: Back to the hotel, exhausted and vaguely bloated. The hotel bar is… sad. I drink a watery beer and attempt some journaling. My handwriting is atrocious.
Day 2: Churches, Chocolate, and the Constant Quest for Coffee
- 07:00 - The Hotel Breakfast Buffoonery: The "complimentary breakfast" is truly a marvel. It's a buffet of the same blandness. Scrambled eggs that are suspiciously beige. Questionable-looking fruit. The coffee, however, is strong enough to wake the dead. I load up on caffeine and silently judge the other hotel guests.
- 08:00 - Church Hopping: Puebla is known for its churches. I spend hours wandering between them. The architecture is stunning, the gold leaf everywhere. Staring at it, I feel strangely moved.
- 11:00 - The Chocolate Revelation: Visit a chocolate shop. Okay, this is it. I find a small chocolate shop, where the owner is passionately explaining all the varieties. We speak no common language, but our hands and smiles and the way he offers me a piece of their chocolate, all work as one.
- 12:30 - The Talavera Tile Trek: Puebla is famous for Talavera tiles. I spend an ungodly amount of time wandering through shops. They're beautiful. And expensive! I buy something, but I promise, the journey is worth it.
- 14:00 - Late Lunch Lament: Find a cute cafe for lunch. I attempt another menu. The server is very patient, and my Spanish is, to put it kindly, rusty. I order a sandwich. It's… okay. I'm starting to miss my kitchen.
- 15:00 - Back to the Hotel! Sleep.
- 17:00 - Attempt at Spanish Lesson: I try using a language learning app on my phone, but give up after a few minutes. My brain is fried.
- 18:00 - Sunset View and the Deep Fried Food Festival: I find a rooftop bar. The sunset is a bloody spectacular display of oranges and pinks. I'm feeling slightly less lonely at this point. I discover a restaurant that deep fries anything at all.
- 20:00 - Dinner: This is a disaster. It's all just fried and I'm now feeling very heavy. This is a low point.
- 21:00 - Wallowing in Bed: I eat more chocolate and watch some terrible TV. I think about home.
Day 3: The Day of the Volcano and the Return…
- 08:00 - The Breakfast Repeat: More beige eggs, more strong coffee. I'm starting to feel like I've become one of the hotel fixtures.
- 09:00 - Day Trip to a Volcano! I take a bus to see the volcano. It's enormous. I take hundreds of pictures, hoping they'll capture the sheer immensity.
- 13:00 - A Delicious Lunch: A small town near the volcano. I found a little restaurant, and the waiter is patient, and the woman that owns it, I think, is thrilled at my attempts to communicate with her, and she offers me a tortilla, made fresh, and it is the best thing I have tasted for the entire trip.
- 14:00 - Souvenir Struggle: I buy a small, utterly useless souvenir.
- 15:00 The City, the Hotel: I return to Puebla, and I check out of the hotel.
- 16:00 Departure: The taxi driver nearly kills me on the way to the airport.
- 19:00 - Reflection: I arrive back home, slightly sunburned, slightly overwhelmed, and utterly exhausted. The hotel was… fine. Puebla? Beautiful, delicious, frustrating, and everything in between. Would I go back? Absolutely. Would I stay at the Holiday Inn Express again? Maybe. But I'd definitely bring my own tortilla press.
- Next Time: Learn Spanish. Pack better snacks. Find a better guidebook. Maybe, just maybe, get a travel buddy.
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