Escape to the French Alps: Ibis Budget Lons le Saunier A39!
Escape to the French Alps (Sort Of): My Honest Take on Ibis Budget Lons le Saunier A39!
Okay, let's be real, the French Alps is a bit of a stretch for Lons le Saunier. More like, "French Jura foothills, with a serious craving for cheese and a side of budget accommodation." But hey, escape is the keyword, right? And escaping the daily grind, even to a slightly less dramatic mountain range, is always welcome. This is my review of the Ibis Budget Lons le Saunier A39, warts and all. Buckle up, because this isn't your typical polished travel brochure!
First Impressions & Getting There (Accessibility & Getting Around - Kinda Important!)
Finding the place? Easy peasy. The roads are good, the parking (yessss, free on-site!) is plentiful, and even for a klutz like yours truly, navigating the area was a breeze. Now, accessibility… let's be upfront. The hotel offers facilities for disabled guests, which could mean anything. I didn’t personally need them, but better check beforehand if you have specific needs. There’s an elevator, which is always a win, and the exterior corridor is a classic budget hotel thing.
Rooms - The Budget Reality (Available in All Rooms)
The room… well, let's call it "efficient." It's got all the basics: air conditioning (praise the lord, I’m a sweaty mess), a desk (functional, if a little cramped), and a refrigerator (always a lifesaver for keeping that cheese nice and chilled). The Wi-Fi [free] was a godsend because, honestly, I’m addicted to my phone. Free bottled water is a nice touch, though the mini bar was, of course, just a mini fridge. Didn't see any bathrobes, but hey, I wasn't expecting luxury. The shower was… adequate. No, seriously, it did the job. Basic, functional, and perfectly fine!
Cleanliness & Safety - The Worry-Free Zone (Cleanliness and Safety)
This is where Ibis Budget shines. I’m a bit of a germaphobe (don't judge!), so I was thrilled to find that the place felt CLEAN. They had hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff seemed to actually care about cleanliness. They're rocking the Anti-viral cleaning products and Daily disinfection in common areas. I even saw signs saying they do Room sanitization between stays, so kudos! Lots of Safety/security feature, which gave me peace of mind. The Smoke alarms and Fire extinguisher were present, and the security guards [24-hour] looked serious.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking - Keep Your Expectations in Check! (Dining, drinking, and snacking)
Here’s the truth: this isn’t a foodies paradise. The Breakfast [buffet] was… well, it existed. Think croissants, bread, coffee, and the usual suspects. Not gourmet, but it filled the hole. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was decent though. They had a snack bar, which was convenient for a quick bite. No Vegetarian restaurant options, but there were enough staples to make do. They also have Bottle of water, which is another life-saver.
**Things to Do & Ways to Relax – Beyond the Room *(Things to do, ways to relax)*
Okay, this is where Lons le Saunier itself really steps up. There’s a charming town— it's all about exploring the local markets, sampling local cheeses (yes, I'm obsessed), and breathing in the fresh air. The hotel itself? Not much in the way of spas or swimming pools. This is budget, remember? No sauna, no Spa, absolutely zero Body scrubs, or anything like that. My "spa day" involved a long, hot shower and the sheer pleasure of not doing laundry. Pure Bliss.
Services and Conveniences - The Little Things That Matter (Services and conveniences)
The Front desk [24-hour] was a lifesaver because I arrived at a ridiculous hour. They offered Cash withdrawal and Currency exchange services. Also, the Daily housekeeping was immaculate. The Laundry service was a total savior. It was a no brainer. The Concierge was super friendly.
The Quirks & The "I'm Not a Princess" Moments
Look, this isn’t the Ritz. There were minor imperfections. The TV reception was a bit spotty at times. The bed was firm, which… well, it’s a budget hotel, okay? But you know what? I didn’t care. I was escaping. I was out of the city, in a lovely area, and surrounded by delicious cheese. And for the price, Ibis Budget Lons le Saunier A39! delivered.
The Anecdote: The Cheese Revelation
Let's talk about the cheese. Seriously. Lons le Saunier is in the heart of cheese country, and I, being a cheese aficionado, found myself utterly, completely, and irrevocably obsessed. One evening, after a long hike, I was starving. I’d picked up a magnificent Comté at the local market. Back in my "efficient" room, I was determined to have a cheesy, solitary feast. So I got the scissors, the bread and the cheese, and I just ate. That night I had a life changing experience, sitting there with a book in my hands, in my very own functional room, with my lovely cheese, and a full belly, and it could all be possible due to the money I saved on the hotel. No massage, no fancy spa, just simple, delicious cheese, a warm room, and the quiet satisfaction of a well-spent day. It was… perfect.
Final Verdict: Who is this for?
This is the perfect spot for the budget-conscious traveler who doesn’t need all the frills. If you’re looking for a clean, safe, and conveniently located base for exploring the area, Ibis Budget Lons le Saunier A39! is a solid choice. If you expect luxury, look elsewhere. If you love cheese and adventure, book it now!
Final, Unsolicited Advice:
- Pack earplugs: The soundproofing isn't perfect.
- Embrace the cheese: Seriously, do it.
- Explore Lons le Saunier: Don't just sit in your room.
- Don't expect the French Alps: Just expect a charming, accessible escape, and you'll be thrilled.
SEO Keywords:
- Ibis Budget Lons le Saunier
- French Alps (Kinda)
- Budget Hotels France
- Lons le Saunier Hotels
- France Travel
- Cheap Accommodation France
- Accessible Hotels France
- Free Parking Hotels France
- Clean Hotels France
- French Jura
- Cheese
- Budget travel France
- Ibis budget review
Book Your Escape & Experience it Yourself! - Limited Time Offer!
Tired of the same old routine? Craving a little (or a lot!) of cheese and adventure?
Here's the deal:
Book your stay at Ibis Budget Lons le Saunier A39! through this review's special link (if there was one) and you'll get:
- A guaranteed clean and safe stay. (We've seen for ourselves! And we are VERY picky).
- Free parking (saving you money so you can buy MORE cheese!).
- Prime access to all the best local cheese shops (okay, that's not a formal offer, but consider it an unspoken benefit).
- A truly affordable escape to the French Jura (or, if you use your imagination, the French Alps!)
- Plus: A free cheese recommendation from me! (Just ask at the front desk, "Where's the best Comté?").
Don't miss out! Book your escape now and experience the Ibis Budget Lons le Saunier A39! for yourself. Trust me, it's an adventure, in its own wonderfully budget-friendly way. You deserve it!
Escape to Sacramento: Elk Grove's BEST Hotel Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's travel itinerary. We're heading to… well, Lons-le-Saunier, France. Specifically, the glamourous Ibis Budget. Don't judge, I’m on a shoestring budget and I LOVE a good shower. Here’s the semi-coherent plan:
Day 1: Arrival, Confusion, and Questionable Cheese
- Morning (Like, REALLY morning): Arrive at whatever airport/train station I end up at. Let's be honest, I'm probably going to be a mess. Luggage? Pray it arrives. Feeling? A mix of excitement and the creeping dread that I’ve forgotten something crucial – like, I don't know, how to speak French. (Spoiler alert: I haven't).
- Getting to the Hotel: Finding the Ibis Budget. This will probably involve a frantic search, a wrong turn or two, and possibly me yelling, "Où est l'Ibis Budget?!" at a startled sheep. (Okay, maybe not a sheep, but you get the picture.) Seriously, the map apps never sync up.
- Mid-Day – The Glorious Shower: Check-in, drop the bags, and the most important thing, the shower. Hotels are all about the shower, and I’m holding my breath it’s a decent one. Don't even get me started on hotels with terrible showerheads. They ruin a good time.
- Afternoon – Lunch and a Wander: Find a local bakery. That's the plan. I'm on a bread and cheese mission. Baguette, maybe a pain au chocolat, and cheese… all the cheese. I'm picturing myself, baguette in hand, strolling around Lons-le-Saunier, feeling impossibly sophisticated. Reality? Probably tripping over a cobblestone and dropping the baguette.
- Late Afternoon – The Great Cheese Experiment Begins: Okay, this is a crucial turning point. I need to find a cheese shop. A REAL cheese shop. One with the pungent aroma of aged goodness. I'm picturing myself asking the shopkeeper for recommendations, my butchered French somehow doing the trick. Here's where the emotional reactions explode. I'm talking gorgonzola and its potent funk, I'm talking the smooth, creamy ecstasy of brie, and the pungent punch of a blue cheese that will make my eyes water. The delight of a truly perfect cheese board, the horror of a cheese gone wrong, and there's nothing worse.
- Evening - The Room. The View (if there IS one…): Back to the Ibis Budget. This is where the budget aspect really shines. I’m envisioning the view from my Room: probably the car park of the supermarket but for the price of just a little more I'm not sure. Dinner will be simple: leftovers from my cheese-shop extravaganza (providing, of course, that I don't devour it all immediately). And a glass of wine purchased from a local supermarket. I doubt I'll be impressed with the location of the Hotel. It's all about the experience, anyway.
Day 2: Salt, Spa, and an Unexpected Melodrama
- Morning – The Salt Mine! Lons-le-Saunier is known for its salt. Let’s visit a salt mine! I’m hoping for dramatic caverns, maybe some historical re-enactments, and definitely Instagram-worthy photos. I can see the title of the post now - "Salty adventures!"
- Mid-Day – Spa Time: Yes, you heard that right. Lons-le-Saunier has a spa. And I NEED a spa day. After all that cheese and questionable map-reading, some pampering is crucial. This is where I'm hoping for a moment of pure bliss. No, no, no, this is where the feelings come. The calm, the quiet, the… wait for it… the potential for awkwardness. What if I snore? What if I get a nose bleed? What if the masseuse asks me a question in French and I completely blank? The anxiety of trying to relax.
- Afternoon – Wandering and Wondering: After all this spa time to recover, I might get lost in the streets of Lons-le-Saunier. My reactions here will depend heavily on the weather. If sunshine? Joy. If rain? Grumbling and the search for a decent café. I wonder if I'll find a new friend again. This is where the rambling starts, I'm going to start talking to myself and looking like a crazy person.
- Evening – The Unexpected Melodrama: Dinner again, whatever is on offer. But as the night sets in, I'll be making a confession - the truth is, I'll secretly head back to the cheese shop. Yes, I know it is a cliche, and yes it will be unhealthy… but I just cannot resist. Maybe I'll buy another little cheese, and some crackers. I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it.
Day 3: Departure, Regrets and a Dream of Return
- Morning – Au Revoir, Lons-le-Saunier! Probably a mad dash to pack. Checking out of the Ibis Budget. A final moment of appreciation for the, let's be honest, functional shower. A quick glance back at the town. The realization that I didn't eat enough cheese.
- Travel – Hopes, Dreams and a Bitter Cup of Coffee: Head to the airport/train station. Pray. Just pray the travel gods are on my side this time.
- Evening- Home: The final thoughts on my trip. The memories. Did I get everything I wanted? Did I have fun? Did things go according to plan? I'm going to be sad and already start planning a return.
Things Still to be Decided (aka The Great Unknown):
- How much cheese is too much cheese? (The answer, according to me, is "NEVER.")
- Exactly how bad is my French?
- Will I actually find the salt mine?
- Will I have a moment of cheesy-food ecstasy?
- Will I get lost? (Almost definitely).
So there you have it. A travel plan, loosely based on reality, sprinkled with self-doubt and the undying hope for a good baguette. Wish me luck… and pray for my stomach.
Las Vegas Getaway: Hampton Inn & Suites Summerlin - Unbeatable Deals!
Right, so... I'm thinking "Escape to the French Alps: Ibis Budget Lons le Saunier A39," eh? Is it *actually* an escape? Like, a good one?
Okay, let's be real. The 'Escape' part? It's *relative*. This isn't some chateau with a butler named Jeeves. It's an Ibis Budget. Think: functional, cleanish (more on that later), and strategically located for... well, getting to the French Alps. You're not escaping the stresses of everyday life by lounging by a pool (there isn't one). You're escaping *to* adventure. And sometimes, that adventure involves questionable coffee and a slightly noisy room. But, hey, that's the charm, right?
My personal experience? Arrived after a five-hour drive with a screaming toddler (because, yes, I'm that person). The "escape" felt more like a glorified pit stop, but a necessary one. And you'd be surprised how good a lukewarm instant coffee can taste when you're *this* tired.
The rooms... what are they *really* like? Don't sugarcoat it.
Alright, buckle up. They're *compact*. Think efficiently designed prison cell, but with a slightly nicer duvet. The beds? They're... there. Let's just say they serve their purpose. Comfort? It ain't the priority here, my friend. Space is at a premium. You'll be bumping into things. Probably mostly your luggage.
I once tried to do a yoga routine in the room. Let's just say I ended up tangled in the sheets and questioning my life choices. The bathroom? Tiny. Functional. And on one occasion, let's just say there was a *slight* lingering aroma of... well, let's leave it at "previous occupants." Pack air freshener. Seriously.
Breakfast. Is it worth the extra euros? Or should I just raid the vending machine?
Okay, big decision, this one. Breakfast. Let's be honest, it's continental. But hey, it's included (unless you choose not to pay extra). You get your stale bread, the pre-packaged jam things (those are strangely addictive), and the coffee (as mentioned before, the coffee). Are you a coffee snob? Then pack your own instant.
The vending machine, on the other hand, offers... well, you get what you pay for. Mostly sugar, and maybe a bag of slightly stale crisps. On the plus side, it's a budget option, and you *can* usually find a bottle of water. My advice? If you're a fan of a proper breakfast to fuel you up for the day, skip it and find something else. There's always a patisserie somewhere down the road.
I'm personally a sucker for the pre-packaged jams. Don't judge me. It's a guilty pleasure. And the bread... well, the bread is functional. You can't escape the bread.
Parking... is it a nightmare? Because I hate parking.
Okay, here's the good news: Parking is generally fine. It's often free. Usually, there's space. The bad news? Sometimes, the space involves a bit of a tight squeeze. Think: squeezing your way into a spot that *almost* fits your car.
One time, I witnessed a near-miss involving a particularly enthusiastic driver and a rather stubborn bollard. It was intense. I gripped my coffee and prayed. Thankfully, no cars were harmed in the parking drama. So, yeah, it's usually manageable. Just pack your patience and a good sense of humor.
Location, location, location. How close are we *really* to the Alps?
Okay, this is the *point*. This hotel's job is to be a launchpad. You're not *in* the Alps. You *get* to the Alps. Think of it as a strategic base camp. Lons-le-Saunier is... well, it's a town. An okay town. With a reasonable supermarket (essential for picnic supplies). But it's the motorway access that's the star here. You'll be driving, and you'll be driving a *bit*. But you'll arrive. And the Alps? They're worth the drive. They are majestic. They're breathtaking. They're... well, you get the idea.
I remember one drive. Hours. The kids were screaming. I was questioning my sanity. Then, we rounded a corner, and BOOM. Mountains. Snow-capped, glorious, and utterly worth the journey. That memory? It's what makes the Ibis Budget worth it, let's be honest.
Any hidden gems? What's good nearby?
Okay, yeah, *hidden gems*... in Lons-le-Saunier? Let's just say you might need to squint a little. The Thermes (thermal baths) are actually pretty decent. A good place to nurse those aching muscles after a day skiing. There's also a decent market on a Saturday. Grab some cheese. And some saucisson. Because, France.
Honestly, most of the charm lies in the *getting to*. The real "gem" is the road trip. The freedom of being on the road. The anticipation... THAT'S the magic. And the Ibis just provides the necessary fuel (and a place to crash) for the adventure. I remember one of my family's first road trips. It was horrible at the time. The car was packed too tight, the kids were impossible, and I was convinced we wouldn't make it. But now, it has become a beautiful memory.
Would you recommend it? Truthfully?
Look, if you're looking for luxury? Avoid it. If you're looking for a romantic getaway? Choose somewhere else. BUT If you're a budget-conscious adventurer, a family on a tight budget, or just someone who values convenience over fancy amenities? Yes. Absolutely. I mean, it *gets* the job done. It's clean enough. It's functional. And most importantly, it puts you within striking distance of the mountains.
I'm not going to lie: I've stayed there. I'd *probably* stay there again if I needed to. It's not perfect, but it's *honest*. And sometimes, that's all you need. Just manage your expectations. And pack your own decent coffee.
Alright, let's talk *that* experience... the one that was, shall we say, less than ideal. Spill!
Okay, fine. You want the *real* story? Let's go back to the time, and I swear I'm not exaggerating, the *fire alarm* went offStay And Relax
