Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Stay Awaits at the Best Western Plus Kelly Inn & Suites!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the alleged "paradise" that is the Best Western Plus Kelly Inn & Suites. Forget the polished brochures and the generic hotel reviews – this is the real deal, warts and all. Let's see if we can truly escape to anything beyond a slightly elevated, slightly predictable stay.
First Impressions: Accessible, Right? (And Slightly Less Sterile Than Expected)
Right off the bat, let's talk accessibility. The website claims to be accessible, which is a HUGE plus, especially for, well, anyone who needs it. Check-in seems pretty straightforward, even with the contactless check-in/out option. Always a win! There's an elevator, which is fantastic. Facilities for disabled guests are supposedly available, but I'd recommend checking the specific room details before you book if you have particular needs.
Rambling Section (Because We're Being Real Here):
Okay, so I HATE the word "paradise." It sets the bar too high. My last "paradise" experience involved a swarm of mosquitos the size of small birds and a shared bathroom that looked like a biohazard zone. So, Best Western, you’ve got your work cut out for you.
But hey, free Wi-Fi in all rooms! This is a basic human right in the 21st century, and I’m happy to see it. And the car park [free of charge] is also very welcome. Nothing ruins a "dream stay" like a surprise parking fee.
Cleanliness and Safety: Are We Actually Safe? (Hope so!)
This is the big one, especially post-apocalypse… I mean, gestures vaguely at current events. The Best Western Plus Kelly Inn & Suites boasts all the buzzwords: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, Hand sanitizing stations – the whole shebang. And the website mentions professional-grade sanitizing services.
Honestly? I'm cautiously optimistic. The website says the staff is trained in safety protocols. And there's a first aid kit. They've also got the sterilizing equipment and the individually-wrapped food options which makes me feel safe enough, I guess. They're REALLY pushing cleanliness. Hopefully it's not all just for show.
On-Site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges (Fingers Crossed):
The website mentions a bar and restaurants. BUT, it's silent on the details around accessibility specifically. I'd call ahead to verify if you have mobility concerns. More on the food situation later…
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the "Escape" (or at least, the Hunger)
Okay, so here's where things get interesting. There's a Breakfast [buffet] – always a gamble. Will it be sad, lukewarm scrambled eggs and rubbery bacon? Or a passable start to the day? I HOPE they have good coffee. There's also Asian breakfast and Western breakfast, so… options! The presence of a coffee shop is a promising sign. And a snack bar could save the day in a pinch!
They also have restaurants, with a la carte options, international cuisine, and a vegetarian restaurant. I'm especially interested in the vegetarian options, since I tend to find the only veg options at hotels are a sad salad and soggy fries…. there's a poolside bar. And if you're really feeling decadent, room service [24-hour] is a lifesaver!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Paradise Found (or Not?)
This is where the "escape" part really comes into play, right? The website lists a swimming pool [outdoor]. And they also have a fitness center.
- The Pool Saga: Okay, my biggest (and most embarrassing) hotel memory involves a pool. I once dove headfirst into a hotel pool… that turned out to be way shallower than it looked. Faceplant. Glamorous. So, yeah – I’m approaching the pool with view with a healthy dose of skepticism. Don’t want to make that mistake again… I also like that is also has a steamroom and a spa. I'm not the spa type, but the option is there.
Services and Conveniences: The Litttle Things (That Matter!)
- The Perks: There's daily housekeeping, which is essential. And they offer laundry service! And a dry cleaning. The concierge is always handy for local tips.
For the Kids: Babysitters and Beyond
If you're traveling with kids, they offer a babysitting service and they are family/child friendly.
My Room: The Last Bastion of Sanity (Hopefully)
The rooms themselves sound pretty standard. They all have air conditioning, which is non-negotiable. There's wi-fi [free], thank goodness. Also, a coffee/tea maker, a refrigerator, and a mini bar. These are the essentials in my books. I'm hoping for a usable desk because, let's be honest, I'll probably be working.
The Offer: An Imperfect Paradise, Discounted!
All right, so, the Best Western Plus Kelly Inn & Suites isn't promising a fairy tale. It's promising a clean, (hopefully) safe, and reasonably comfortable stay. Here's the deal:
"Escape the Ordinary: Your Stress-Free Getaway Awaits at Best Western Plus Kelly Inn & Suites!"
Offer Details:
- Book now and receive 15% off your stay, plus a complimentary welcome drink at the bar!
- We're offering a FREE upgrade to a room with a view (based on availability) to the first 20 bookings!
- Plus, receive a coupon good for 15% off at the spa to take your relaxation to the next level!
Why This Is Better Than the Standard Ad:
- **We're acknowledging that "paradise" might be an overreach, but we're still offering a great deal.
- We're addressing cleanliness and safety concerns head-on.
- We're being honest about the potential for the buffet to be a disappointment.
- We're highlighting the perks that truly matter: free Wi-Fi, good coffee, and hopefully, a decent pool.
- We are being honest about the imperfections of a hotel stay.
Disclaimer:
This review is based on the information provided and my general (and occasionally neurotic) hotel experiences. I haven't actually stayed there yet. (But after doing all this, I might just try it!)
Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Flamingo Residence Awaits in Turkey!
Okay, buckle up, buttercup. Here's a "travel itinerary" for my stay at the Best Western Plus Kelly Inn and Suites in, well, the United States. Let's call it a vibes journal more than a schedule, because let's be honest, I'm not exactly a timetabling guru. This is going to be messy, honest, and probably full of regret over that second slice of pie…
Day 1: Arrival and the Questionable Pool
- 2:00 PM: Touchdown (and the inevitable car rental chaos). Okay, so technically my "arrival" should have been smooth. But let's just say Budget and I have a complicated relationship. Three key fobs later and a twenty minute discussion with the desk clerk finally got me my 'compact' car, which felt more like a sardine can on wheels. I'm starting to think they intentionally give you the worst possible car to break into a sweat before you even get to the hotel.
- 3:30 PM: The Kelly Inn Beckons! Arriving at the Kelly Inn and Suites after what felt like a lifetime on the road. It's a classic. Beige. Clean-ish. My room key card, which I immediately dropped and almost lost…twice. (I'm a natural klutz, what can I say?) The front desk guy had that same fake smile you see from every hotel employee… you know the one. "Have a great stay!" he squeaked. I'll believe it when the ice machine works, buddy…
- 4:00 PM: Room Reconnaissance and the Bedding Mystery. The room itself? Standard. The bed? A suspicious white triangle on the comforter that I'm pretty sure wasn't supposed to be there. I'm not judging, but… I strategically placed a pillow over that area until I could investigate further tomorrow. The worst part? The TV remote, which is definitely older than I am. I think I'm going to need a degree in Engineering to figure out how to change the channel.
- 5:00 PM: The Pool…of Questions. I ventured down to the pool area, because hey, vacation, right? Turns out, the pool is more of a maybe-it's-working situation. It's a little murky, a little chilly, and there's a distinct smell of chlorine mixed with…something else. I’m going to call it a day at the gym, which consisted of me looking at treadmills.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner and the "Complimentary" Breakfast Foreshadowing. So I ventured out in search of grub after the pool experience. I spent way to much time looking at the menu at this greasy spoon I found. I went for the burger, because when in doubt, burger. It was exactly, and I mean exactly, what you would imagine a greasy spoon burger would be. I now begin to wonder about the "complimentary breakfast." My gut tells me to lower expectations.
Day 2: Breakfast Roulette and the Unexplained Elevator Drama
- 7:00 AM: The Dawn of Breakfast Disaster. I braced myself. I even mentally recited a mantra: "It's free, it's free, it's free." Okay, the coffee was weak, and I poured my own. The scrambled eggs looked like they were made yesterday, or perhaps a week ago, and had a bizarre, slightly rubbery texture. The toast dispenser jammed. A man across the room was eating cereal directly from the box. Absolute chaos. I had two sausages, which were decent, so I won.
- 9:00 AM: The Great Elevator Conspiracy. The moment I got in the elevator it stopped. Twice. At the second time I had to slam the door, which was the only way I could get it to move. Is this place haunted? Is it old? or is it just… well, not that well taken care of?
- 10:00 AM: The Search for Entertainment. It's a rainy morning, so I decide to explore the motel's amenities, which are few and far between. Found an old vending machine with only a few items in it. No luck. I decided to just go back to my room.
- 8:00 PM: (A Late Dinner Decision) Pizza Night! I ordered a pizza from a local place that smelled amazing out of the box. I ate the whole thing. I’m not even sorry.
Day 3: Departure and Reflections on Beige
- 7:00 AM: Breakfast: Back to the Scene of the Crime. More of the same. The toast still jammed. The eggs… well, you get the idea. At least the coffee was still weak.
- 8:00 AM: Packing and Bitter-Sweet Goodbye. I packed, gave the room a once-over (making sure I left no evidence beyond the questionable stain on the comforter – kidding.. mostly.) and walked towards the front desk. This time I was not greeted with a smile.
- 9:00 AM: The Getaway Car. I found my rental car (surprisingly intact), and started the long trip home. The Best Western Plus Kelly Inn and Suites faded in the rearview mirror.
- Reflections: Okay, here's the truth: The Kelly Inn and Suites? It wasn't the Ritz. It wasn't glamorous. But it was there. It was a place to crash. It was perfectly imperfect, just like me. The breakfast was a disaster, the pool a gamble, and the elevator was a menace. But you know what? I'll remember it. And that, my friends, is what makes a trip, even a mildly disastrous one, memorable. And who knows? Maybe next time I'll bring my own comforter, and a crowbar for the toast dispenser, just in case.
So there you have it. My "itinerary." A chaotic, truthful, and ultimately pretty darned human look at my stay. My advice for the next person who visits? Lower those expectations. Embrace the beige. And for the love of all that is holy, pack your own snacks.
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