Cottonwood Getaway: Unwind at the Best Western Inn (US)!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the… well, let's just call it a Cottonwood Getaway, at the Best Western Inn (US). Forget those sterile, corporate reviews – I'm here to give you the real deal.
First Impressions (Accessibility & Safety – Gotta Start Somewhere, Right?)
Alright, so first things first, for anyone needing it, accessibility seems to be a decent priority. Listed are lots of features - like facilities for disabled guests, and an elevator (thank GOD, stairs are the enemy). I’m not exactly a wheelchair user, but I do appreciate a smooth entry and exit, and from what I gathered, they've got you covered. They're also supposed to have a car park on-site and even free of charge. And considering the "CCTV in common areas" and "CCTV outside property," as well as "Security [24-hour]" that seems legit, and the "Smoke alarms" and "Fire extinguisher" makes me feel safe, which is nice.
And, because everything has changed lately, let's talk Cleanliness and Safety. They're really pushing the safety angle - "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection in common areas," "Hand sanitizer" EVERYWHERE (though I'm always suspicious of "professional-grade sanitizing services" - like, did they bring in the SWAT team of germ-killers?). They even offer "Room sanitization opt-out available" - which, honestly, I kind of appreciate. I'm a little paranoid about cleaning crews touching my stuff, so kudos for giving me the option. "Individually-wrapped food options" and "Safe dining setup" also sounds good, even if it means a mountain of plastic waste. "Staff trained in safety protocol," blah, blah, blah. Okay, they're trying. Rambling on (Internet, Amenities, and the Elusive Sauna Fantasy…)
Okay, Internet. This is crucial, people. "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" – HALLELUJAH. "Internet access – wireless," "Internet access – LAN." Fine, I'm sold. I'm a digital nomad trapped in a semi-functioning meat suit, and I need my internet. That's all I'm saying. The room amenities are… well, they're pretty standard. Air conditioning, comfy bed, a TV with "Satellite/cable channels." The usual suspects. "Extra long bed" is always a plus. "Wake-up service." Meh, I'd rather just use my phone. And the "Alarm clock" is probably that annoying beepy thing that wakes you up and then doesn’t let you control.
Now, about the things to do and ways to relax … they have a pool and a gym/fitness area (which, let's be honest, I'll probably look at from across the room and never use), the spa is a big draw. The descriptions are pretty standard, the Sauna, the Steamroom, the Pool with view (fingers crossed it's a good view). I’m dreaming of melting into a puddle of relaxation in a sauna. But let me tell you, the reality rarely matches the marketing brochure. I'm picturizing myself in a robe, dripping sweat, and trying to make polite conversation with the guy who keeps eyeing me from the corner. And don't even get me started on the massage - are they the relaxing kind? Or the, "are-you-sure-you're-even-massaging-me-or-just-rubbing-oil-on-my-back-kind"?. The Dining, Drinking, and Snacking situation sounds… varied. "Restaurants," "Bar," "Poolside bar." Okay, that sounds promising. "Room service [24-hour]" - yes, please. "Breakfast [buffet]" - classic. But I had one experience at a hotel buffet once, where the scrambled eggs were so rubbery they could have bounced.
But, let me tell you one thing about the Services and Conveniences. Okay, okay. They’ve got "Babysitting service". I don't have kids, so don’t know much about that one, but it's there. "Concierge," "Daily housekeeping," "Dry cleaning," "Laundry service," "Luggage storage" -- all the standard hotel mumbo jumbo.
The Big Question: Would I Go Back?
Here’s the deal: The Cottonwood Getaway Best Western Inn (US) sounds like a perfectly decent hotel. It's got the basics covered. It seems clean and generally safe which is my main concern. It offers internet- and that's a big win and promises a chance to chill out.
Here’s My Offer (Let’s Make it Irresistible!)
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your polished, perfectly-planned travel brochure. This is me trying to wrangle a trip to the Best Western Cottonwood Inn, and probably failing gloriously. Prepare for emotional rollercoaster and a whole lotta "uhms" and "aahhs."
Day 1: Cottonwood Conundrum & Desert Daze (aka, "Why Did I Choose Cottonwood?")
Morning (6:00 AM - 10:00 AM): The Catastrophe of Packing (and the Existential Dread)
- Okay, so I thought I was organized. Ha! Laughter is the best medicine, right? My suitcase looks like a poorly-packed time capsule from the 90s. Jeans that haven’t seen daylight in a decade, a questionable bathing suit from the early aughts, and a mountain of "just in case" items. Seriously, do I really need a space blanket in Arizona? The logic is sound, but the execution, well, let's just say my cat has better packing skills.
- Anxiety Alert: I'm pretty sure I forgot my toothbrush, which is kind of crucial. Note to self: buy toothbrush ASAP.
- Emotion: A cocktail of excitement and "what-have-I-done?!" brewing. I hope I have enough energy to last the trip.
Mid-day (10:00 AM - 2:00 PM): The Great American Road Trip (and the Caffeine Crisis)
- Finally on the road! But the coffee… oh GOD, the coffee. That gas station stuff tasted like motor oil mixed with regret. I'm pretty sure there's more caffeine in my veins than blood at this point.
- Anecdote: I saw a license plate that said “YOLO.” And for a split second, I considered veering off the highway and joining a llama farm commune. My brain needs a nap (and possibly therapy).
- Imperfection: Road construction. Always road construction. My carefully crafted schedule is already screaming "FIRE!"
Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Arrival at the Inn and…Mild Panic
- Pulled up to the Best Western Cottonwood Inn. It's… beige. Very beige. I'm not gonna lie, my first thought was, "Well, this isn’t exactly a five-star resort, is it?" But, hey, clean sheets, right?
- Quirky Observation: The pool area looks like it hasn't seen a fresh coat of paint since the Clinton administration. But the little statue of a bear is kind of adorable.
- Emotion: Relief that I’m not still in the car… followed by a vague sense of "Now what?"
Evening (5:00 PM - Onward): Dinner Debacle and Sunset Shenanigans
- Decided to be adventurous and eat at the local Mexican place, "El Fuego Loco" (translation: crazy fire). They weren't kidding about the fire. My mouth is now a furnace. The spicy thing tasted great but now I think I'm going to explode.
- Rambling Note: I found a great spot to watch the sunset. The sky was all shades of orange and purple, I tried to take a picture, but, well, I'm pretty sure my phone's camera is permanently dusty. Still, the view was breathtaking, and I thought, “Maybe, just maybe, this trip won’t be a total disaster.”
- Opinion: The sunset was beautiful, but I do wish they'd turn down the heat in this town. I felt like I was melting.
- Imperfection: I got a sunburn. On day one. Classic.
Day 2: Sedona Shenanigans & Spiritual Stirrings (or, "Am I a Woo-Woo Person?")
Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Breakfast Blues & Pre-Hike Hysteria
- The complimentary breakfast at the Inn. Let's just say, the word "complimentary" is doing some serious heavy lifting here. The scrambled eggs tasted like they came from a pre-fab box. At least the coffee was slightly better.
- Anxiety Alert: Okay, I’m hiking in Sedona today. Hiking! I haven't hiked since… well, never. I’m pretty sure I'm going to fall and break something.
Mid-day (10:00 AM - 3:00 PM): The Red Rocks and the Existential Climb (aka, the Hike from Hell)
- The hike to Devil's Bridge. People, let me tell you, it's not called "Devil's Bridge" for nothing. The hike was steep, hot, and crowded. I may have questioned my life choices at least a dozen times.
- Anecdote: I saw a woman wearing a full yoga outfit, doing headstands on the edge of the bridge. And I was like, "Am I under-dressed, or just a klutz?" (The answer is both).
- Emotion: A mixture of terror, awe, and a profound desire for a cold beer.
- Doubling down on the experience: I'm pretty sure I had a minor panic attack. I was convinced I was going to slide off the side of the mountain and become a statistic. But the view… once I got to the top… was actually, truly, breathtaking. The red rocks really do glow. And for a minute, I didn't hate myself. Well, not as much.
Afternoon (3:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Chakra Cha-Cha & Psychic Spookiness
- Because I'm a sucker for anything new, I signed up for a "spiritual reading" (gag me with a spoon). The “psychic” told me I needed to "release my inner child." Which, based on my adult-sized anxiety, sounds like a great idea.
- Opinion: The reading was a bit cheesy, but the woman had a calming presence. She actually gave me a new perspective.
- Quirky Observation: The New Age shop next door had crystals shaped like cats. Of course it did.
- Rambling Note: I'm still not sure if I believe in all that stuff, but hey I will try anything once.
Evening (6:00 PM - Onward): Dinner, Drinks and the Deepest Sleep Ever.
- Found a cozy little restaurant. After all that hiking, any food tasted like a Michelin-star meal.
- Emotion: Exhaustion. Pure, blissful exhaustion.
- Imperfection: I think I left my water bottle on the trail. No big deal (cue sarcastic tone) .
Day 3: Cottonwood Chill & Departure Doldrums (or, "Already?")
Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): the Lazy Goodbye
- Another "complimentary" breakfast. Decided to skip the eggs (smart move).
- Packing again. It's somehow even worse now that I know the things I brought I'm not going to use.
- Anxiety Alert: The thought of going back to real life is starting to creep in. Ugh. I'm just starting to relax.
- Reflection: Well, this trip was a mess. But a good mess.
Mid-day (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Final Cottonwood Stroll and Souvenir Scramble
- A quick walk around Cottonwood. It's a cute little town.
- Quirky Observation: Found a vintage shop with a mannequin wearing a sequined jumpsuit. I should have bought it.
- Opinion: I'll actually miss this town, the good and the bad.
Afternoon (1:00 PM - Onward): The Road Back and the Bitter Sweet Exit
- Finally. On the road. This time I definitely remembered my toothbrush.
- Anecdote: Stopped at a roadside diner. The waitress was a dead ringer for my second grade teacher!
- Rambling Note: Okay, now I'm starting to wish I booked another day, the desert is actually quite charming.
- Emotion: A bittersweet mix of sadness and relief.
- Imperfection: I'm pretty sure I left my sunscreen near the pool. Oh well.
So, that's my Best Western Cottonwood Inn experience in a nutshell. A bit chaotic, a little messy, and full of questionable choices. But hey, that's life, right? Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a nap. And maybe a therapy session.
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Cottonwood Getaway: Unwind at the Best Western Inn - FAQs (Real Talk Edition!)
Okay, so, is this place *actually* a "Getaway" or just... a Best Western? I'm skeptical.
Alright, real talk. "Getaway" might be pushing it, but look, the BEST Western Inn in Cottonwood *does* offer a certain... something. Let's just say, it's a solid base camp. Think of it like this: you're not expecting a five-star experience, but you're also not sleeping in a cardboard box (unless you *really* messed up your travel finances). I went expecting basic, and I got... well, basic, but with a surprisingly comfy bed! Plus, the pool actually worked. That's a win in my book. And hey, Cottonwood itself is pretty cool – wine tasting, hiking... it's a good launchpad.
The pool… tell me more about the pool. Is it the gross kind with cloudy water?
Okay, the pool. This is vital information, people. I NEED a working pool! And yes, I’m a pool snob. I fully expected a green, algae-filled swamp of despair. My expectations were LOW. But, against all odds, my pool-related fears were allayed! The water was, dare I say, *clear*! Yes, a real, actual, non-swampy pool! It wasn't exactly Olympic-sized, but it was clean, refreshing, and perfect for pretending I was a mermaid after a long day of… well, mostly driving and stuffing my face with nachos (more on that later). They even had those little plastic lounge chairs. Luxury! I think the water was a little chilly, but you know, some people might see that as a GOOD thing, right? Some people are strange.
What about the breakfast? Is it the sad, pre-packaged muffin kind?
Yes, BUT… (and here's where the hope comes in). The breakfast *was* the usual suspects of free hotel breakfast. You know the drill: those sad, shrink-wrapped muffins (yes), some questionable-looking fruit (maybe one banana, maybe not), and the waffle machine that everyone fights over. However, bless their hearts, they had make-your-own waffles. And folks, I’m talking *good* waffles. Okay, maybe not five-star Michelin chef waffles, but for free, and at a Best Western? Pure gold! I pretty much cleared them out. My husband, bless his heart, had a slightly less favorable reaction to the coffee. "Tastes like burnt dreams," he grumbled. I, on the other hand, was too excited about my waffle-based strategy to really care. Waffles, people! It's a simple pleasure, but it makes a difference, you know?
What's the deal with the location? Is it close to anything fun?
The location is, in my humble opinion, pretty darn good. Cottonwood itself is a surprisingly charming little town. It’s close to some awesome wineries (hello, wine tasting!), and it's a relatively easy drive to Sedona. (Pro tip: Sedona's stunning, but *expensive*. Cottonwood lets you save some dough and still enjoy the beauty of the area.) You're not right *in* the middle of everything, but you're a quick drive away from shops, restaurants, and hiking trails. It's also convenient for driving to other sights like Jerome – that quirky, historic mining town perched on a mountainside. Jerome is a must-see, by the way. It’s weird and wonderful. And the drive up there is breathtaking. Just be careful on those switchbacks! My knuckles are still white thinking about it.
Describe your room, honestly. Did it smell like old feet? (We all know the feeling…)
Okay, room description time. Did it smell like old feet? Thankfully, no! The air smelled…clean, actually. The carpet, well, it might have seen better days, but it wasn't offensive. The bed was the real star – seriously comfy. I think I slept for twelve hours straight the first night. Twelve hours! That's a miracle in my life. The bathroom was… functional. The shower had decent water pressure, which is a massive win. The decor? Let's just say it's "classic Best Western." Beige, a little dated, but perfectly acceptable for crash-pad purposes. No funky art, no fancy throw pillows. Just clean, comfortable, and the kind of place where you can spread out and unwind without feeling like you have to tiptoe around. It was a relief, in a way. I've stayed in places that were *too* fancy before, and honestly, I'm just not that fancy.
Okay, so, if you had to sum it up in one sentence, would you recommend it?
Hell yeah, I'd recommend it! Granted, if you're expecting the Ritz Carlton, you'll be disappointed. But if you're looking for a clean, comfy basecamp for exploring Cottonwood and the surrounding area, with a decent pool and waffle machine, the Best Western Inn is a solid choice. Just don't expect perfection. Expect waffles. And you'll be fine. And for the love of all that is holy, go to a winery! My favourite? The one that gave me free samples before I bought the first bottle. That was a happy day.
