Vietnam's RHM: Luxury Beyond Your Wildest Dreams
RHM: Luxury? More Like… Utterly Bewildering Bliss. (A Vietnamese Saga)
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your average hotel review. Forget your polished prose; this is the raw, unfiltered truth about RHM, the hotel in Vietnam that promises "Luxury Beyond Your Wildest Dreams." Spoiler alert: they ain't lying. But the wildest dreams? Honey, mine were about a perpetually stocked fridge of ice cream and a lifetime supply of fuzzy socks. RHM went… beyond that. Like, way beyond.
First Impressions: Accessibility (and My Tiny Panic)
Let’s start practical. I, thankfully, don't need full wheelchair accessibility, but I appreciate it. And RHM? They seem to get it. Wheelchair accessible is a big, fat YES. Elevators that actually work (a small miracle in Vietnam, let me tell you) and ramps where you need 'em. Finding my room, however, was a slight adventure. The corridors are long and winding, and in one moment I experienced a tiny moment of panic, thinking I would get lost forever, but finally I found my room! Still, major props for making it easy for everyone to navigate.
On-site Goodies: Restaurants, Lounges, and the Quest for the Perfect Pho
RHM is a freakin' complex of deliciousness. Seriously. So, the On-site accessible restaurants/lounges? Absolutely. They've got several, each with its own vibe.
- The Main Restaurant: This is where the Asian cuisine in restaurant shines, especially the Asian breakfast. I spent a solid two hours at the Breakfast [buffet] one morning, strategically sampling everything. The pho? Divine. The dumplings? Perfection. The coffee, though? Let's just say I developed a serious caffeine addiction.
- Poolside Bar: Ah, the guilty pleasure. Sipping a cocktail (Happy hour is a must) under the tropical sun, overlooking the Swimming pool [outdoor]… pure, unadulterated bliss. (Okay, maybe the bliss was slightly diluted by the near-constant stream of selfie-takers, but hey, I'm in Vietnam! Gotta embrace it.)
- The Bar: Sleek, sophisticated, and offers some killer international fare. It’s a good place to have a conversation. I did meet a charming woman from Germany who shared all her views on wine. This is where I had my first Bottle of Water for free.
- Coffee Shop: The holy grail for a caffeine-fueled writer like myself. Great Coffee/tea in restaurant and a perfect spot for some people-watching.
Food Glorious Food (And My Personal Food Odyssey)
The Dining, drinking, and snacking options are phenomenal. Seriously, the choice is overwhelming, but in the best way possible. They do A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, and have a Snack bar for those late-night cravings. Oh, and the Desserts in restaurant? Don't even get me started. I may have consumed an entire cake. I have no regrets.
I have to tell you about the Alternative meal arrangement. One night, I wasn’t feeling the buffet, so I asked for something lighter. The chef actually came out and spoke to me. We talked about my allergies, my preferences, and he whipped up a dish of perfectly steamed vegetables and grilled fish. It was the most personalized service ever, and I felt like a VIP!
Relaxation Station: Spa, Pools, and the Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
Okay, this is where RHM really flexes its muscles. The Spa is legendary. Think: Steamroom, Sauna, and a Pool with a view. I booked myself in for a Body scrub and a Massage, and I swear I’m a completely new person now. The masseuse worked out knots I didn't even know I had!
The Fitness center is on the modern side with a Gym/fitness, and I attempted to use it, but honestly? After indulging in all that delicious food, the idea of working out felt… wrong. But you know it’s there if I decide to be healthy. The Foot bath was a surprising highlight. It was so soothing. I could have stayed there all day, just soaking my weary feet.
Cleanliness, Safety, and the Pandemic Era
Let's be real: everyone's got pandemic anxiety, and RHM clearly takes it seriously. They’re Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and everything just gleams. They're even offering Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. I felt safe here. As a perk, there's Hand sanitizer everywhere, and all the staff wear masks.
The Room sanitization opt-out available is a nice touch for those who prefer it. The First aid kit is available in the hotel.
RHM is full of Hygiene certification. They have Staff trained in safety protocol. There is Physical distancing of at least 1 meter in every corner.
In-Room Nirvana: My Humble Abode
My room? A sanctuary of peace. The Non-smoking policy is a blessing. The Air conditioning blasted cool air, a necessity in the Vietnamese heat. I particularly loved the Blackout curtains – perfect for sleeping off the jet lag.
And the Internet Access – Wi-Fi [free]? Glorious, reliable, and everywhere. They also have Internet [LAN] for those who need it. In reality, I did not use the LAN, the Wi-Fi was good enough for me.
The Bathroom was a work of art! The Bathtub was deep and inviting. I could easily spend hours in there. The Complimentary tea was a nice touch.
Services and Conveniences: The Devil's in the Details
These guys thought of everything. Concierge service that's actually helpful (a rare find). Daily housekeeping. Laundry service. They even have a Gift/souvenir shop for last-minute presents.
- Cash withdrawal: Yes.
- Currency exchange: Yes.
- Elevator: Yes.
- Safety deposit boxes: Yes.
For the Kids (And the Inner Child in All of Us)
I don't have kids, but even I was impressed by the Kids facilities and Babysitting service (if you need it!). They do seem pretty Family/child friendly. If I come back, I might bring my niece and nephew.
Getting Around: Airports, Cars, and the Chaos of Vietnam
Airport transfer is available, which is a lifesaver after a long flight. They also offer Car park [free of charge] and Taxi service. Driving in Vietnam is not for the faint of heart, so I recommend letting them handle the transportation. Car power charging station is available.
Overall Impression: Worth Every Penny (Probably)
Look, RHM is not cheap. But you get what you pay for. It's not just a hotel; it's an experience. It's a little over-the-top, maybe a tad pretentious (hello, Proposal spot!), but ultimately… it's a darn good time. If you're looking for a splurge-worthy, luxurious escape in Vietnam, RHM is your place. Just be prepared to be pampered to within an inch of your life. And maybe pack some extra fuzzy socks. You know, just in case.
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- Description: A detailed and honest review of RHM, a luxurious hotel in Vietnam. Discussing accessibility, on-site dining, spa experiences, cleanliness, services, and overall impressions.
- Author: A Very Tired Traveler
- Date published: October 26, 2023
- Category: Travel, Hotel Review
- Tags: Luxury, Vietnam, Hanoi, Hotel, Accessible, Spa, Pool, Restaurant, Review
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your perfectly-packaged, sterile travel brochure. This is ME, about to unleash on the RHM Luxury Hotel & Suite Vietnam, and honestly, I'm almost as terrified as I am excited.
My Vietnam Getaway: Probable Implosion (but hopefully with good views)
Day 1: Arrival & The Humid Embrace of Ho Chi Minh City (and a near-meltdown)
- Morning (or, y'know, whenever the plane finally lands): Ugh. Travel. It’s a glorious, sweaty beast. So, land in Tan Son Nhat Airport. Customs? A total blur of smiling faces and vaguely threatening stamps. I swear, they're judging my passport photo. After that, I stumble into a pre-booked car… hopefully. I really hope it arrives because I am already dehydrated and wearing the wrong shoes (who thought closed-toe black boots were a good idea in Vietnam??).
- Afternoon: Arrive at the RHM Luxury Hotel & Suite. Okay, first impressions… whispers it is luxurious. Lobby is all gleaming marble and serious-looking staff. Instantly feel like a total slob. Check-in is… pleasant. They keep calling me "Madam." Is this good? Am I supposed to be Madam? Then I get to my room. Holy Moses. The view – OMG. City sprawls below, a glittering tapestry of chaos and beauty. Immediately take eleventy million pictures, because if I don't document it, did it even happen?
- Evening: First meal! I'm STARVING. Downstairs at the hotel’s restaurant - a fancy affair, I'm sure to mispronounce the dishes. Start with spring rolls. (Classic, safe bet, can't go wrong, right?) WRONG. They're… too good. I eat, like, ten. Then, the main course. My brain shuts down. I have absolutely no idea what anything is, but the waiter has the most charming smile so, I just point and pray. Later at night, get the room service and try to figure out how to work the TV that gets like 2 channels.
Day 2: Saigon's Soul (and My Belly's Complaints)
- Morning: Attempt to wake up early, but my brain is still processing all those spring rolls. Finally roll out of bed and brave the hotel's breakfast buffet. It's a glorious, overwhelming spread of things I've never seen before. And pho. Squee. I try everything. Everything. My stomach protests. Loudly.
- Mid-day: This is where the REAL fun begins. Hire a Cyclo (like a bicycle taxi) and explore District 1. The War Remnants Museum = somber reminder of tough history. Then, I visit the Notre Dame Cathedral. It's pretty impressive. Actually, it's stunning. Lost in the beauty of the buildings.
- Evening: Dinner at a local street food spot that my concierge, bless his heart, recommended. It looks dodgy, but I'm feeling brave (or maybe just starving again). I eat something that probably has a lot of MSG in it, but it's delicious. The people watching is even better. Watch a woman expertly maneuver a scooter, carrying a whole crate of chickens. The street is alive with sounds, smells, and pure, unadulterated chaos. I love it. I've lost my purse.
- Late Night: Okay, found my purse. Get back into RHM, and find my way. This is my victory dance.
Day 3: Mekong Delta Day-Trip (and the Quest for a Decent Coffee)
- Morning: Wake up again, and realize that my clothes are still damp from yesterday's humidity. Ugh. The hotel restaurant is actually a safe place for me. I'm starting to try to order things in Vietnamese. Then, embark on a day trip to the Mekong Delta. The tour guide is… enthusiastic. Maybe a little too enthusiastic for 8 am.
- Afternoon: Boat ride along the Mekong. It's beautiful, yes, but I'm mostly focused on the fact that I require caffeine immediately. The “local coffee” we get on the boat tastes like mud. I seriously consider staging a coup for a decent latte.
- Evening: Back at the hotel. Dinner is… another adventure. The language barrier is real, people! I just point at pictures and hope for the best. Tonight's dish involves something that looks suspiciously like a small, very crispy bird. I eat it anyway. It's surprisingly good! Then, finally, relaxation in the hotel's spa! Finally some peace.
- Late Night: Attempt to watch a movie but fall asleep halfway through. The luxury suite bed is too comfortable. (The best and also the worst thing.)
Day 4: Culture Shock - Museums, Markets and a Minor Panic Attack
- Morning: I am awake. I have to give it to myself. Today, it's the Independence Palace. A fascinating glimpse into history. The history lesson is slightly lost on me because, you know, shiny things.
- Afternoon: Ben Thanh Market. Sensory overload. Scents of spices, the buzz of bargaining, and mountains of… everything. I get completely lost. Negotiate my way into buying a ridiculously cheap silk scarf that I probably don't need. Then, I see a stall with what looks like a pile of dried… fish. I start to feel slightly nauseous. I flee.
- Evening: High tea back at the hotel. I need a reset. Mini-sandwiches, tiny cakes. The only safe things for me. I sit and watch the world go by, feeling a strange mix of exhilaration and exhaustion.
- Late Night: Pack. Dreaded the moment. Flight is tomorrow. Take one last look at the incredible view, and wonder if I'll ever leave this vibrant, overwhelming, and utterly enchanting land.
Day 5: Departure (with a Tear in My Eye… and a Stomach Full of Memories)
- Morning: Wake up early. The last breakfast. I eat all the spring rolls again. Check out of the hotel. Say goodbye to the staff. They are all so very polite with me. Take a taxi to the airport.
- Afternoon: Wait at the airport. The flight is delayed, of course. Reflect on the trip: The insane beauty, the near-constant state of confusion, the food, and the sheer, beautiful chaos of it all. It's been a disaster, a triumph, and everything in between. I’m utterly exhausted, but also exhilarated. I can't wait to come back and mess up again some day.
- Evening: Finally fly away.
Final Thoughts:
The RHM Luxury Hotel & Suite? Stunning. The service? Impeccable. My experience? Utterly hilarious. This wasn’t a perfect, Instagram-worthy trip. It was messy, chaotic, and full of delicious mishaps. But it was mine. And that's what matters. Cheers.
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The massage started, and it was amazing. I mean, the best massage *ever*. Then? They brought us tea. Delicious herbal tea. And tiny, intricately-decorated cakes. And then… *they brought us a foot massage *during* the facial*. ON TOP OF the body massage! My brain short-circuited. I think I actually started to cry from pure, unadulterated bliss. I was so embarrassed. I'm not even a crybaby! But the whole experience just felt… obscene. In the best way possible. I went from a grumpy, stressed-out person to feeling like royalty for a few precious hours. It was decadent and indulgent, and I kind of hated myself for loving it so much. But I *did* love it. I'd do it again in a heartbeat!
Any Downsides? There *Has* to Be Something.
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Would You Go Back? BE HONEST!
